Former Reagan speechwriter/fan-fictionist Peggy Noonan is deeply, deeply pained by the “scandals" surrounding President Obama.

“This IRS thing is something I've never seen in my lifetime," she achingly whimpered on Meet the Press Sunday.

Well, Noonan must have been freebasing pure Reagan in the 80s if she doesn't remember some of the other presidential scandals in her lifetime, points out The Daily Show's Jon Stewart, who has been going after the president's scandals himself.

What about the Reagan adminstration selling arms to Iran to illegally fund wars in Central America?

“Reagan had bad luck," Noonan explains.

If you're wondering why Peggy Noonan is still singsonging on television while constantly being defiantly wrong about everything, you'll especially enjoy this.