Why hasn’t Donald Trump ever visited American troops in a war zone, like every normal president does? He claims to be too busy and insists that there are secret plans afoot.

But Stephen Colbert isn’t buying his excuses and puts more faith in the Washington Post version, as explained by an anonymous aide: “He’s never been interested…he’s afraid of those situations.” Or maybe it’s just his bone spurs acting up.

Far from home and family on the holiday, our soldiers can chortle at their commander-in-chief’s expense.

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